I’m television psychic. I have the ability to predict the surprise outcomes and shocking twists in plots. Fifteen minutes into a show I can tell you that the brother murdered his sister and made his girlfriend get plastic surgery to look like his sister in order to inherit his mother’s estate. Sometimes there is a clue planted, like the way the brother held his girlfriend-pretending-to-be-his-sister’s hand in the interrogation room. Even when the plot tried to lead you towards believing it was incest, I wasn’t buying it, I knew.