My friend Bethany is renting a room in the Hamptons while she works there for the summer as a massage therapist. She lives on the property with the owner and two other tenants. When Bethany was leaving for work in the morning the owner came out and said, “They are killing Russell Crowe!”
Bethany yelled out “Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!”
Russell Crowe is the name of the rooster who woke up the tenants by crowing at 3:30 that morning.